Mean Neighbor

I have a mean neighbor who never smiles at me or my dog, no matter how hard I smile at him or how cute my dog’s sweater is.  Well tonight from my kitchen window I heard him scream-singing the words to “What Makes You Beautiful" by One Direction.  He knew all the verses.  He was INTO IT.  I listened and when he finished I thought to myself: Good job, mean dude.  I felt marginally better about him, and the entire world.